Im doin 👌
nuclear dumping grounds

damazcuz:

damazcuz:

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

maryfagdalene:

maryfagdalene:

got a pussy like an ashtray

image

benihana-circumcision:

benihana-circumcision:

2urban2fantasy:

02nd:

borange:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

image

been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

just fucking imagine the noise . the fucking Schfpblort.

respiteresponse:

she autismed bicuriously to the stairs and adhded downwards

auckie:

image

This astounds me because imagine her leveling with sponfebob like this. Recognizing that he understand what she’s saying. He is an adult sponge and she knows this. He acts like a little gay bitch and he is one but she’s like cut the crap Robert don’t you go sticking that long ass nose into kitchens it doesn’t belong because you can’t handle the heat you can’t handle what I’m cooking. The implications. He can’t handle it, because he’s a pansy, and that she knows he’s a pussy and that he knows he’s a pussy. He’s too soft for her world. Puff has been in state penn. she has been in and out of the system and she THRIVED in it. Her husband is DEAD. He’s a LAMP. She has committed grand larceny and vehicular manslaughter as well as evasion of police and resisting arrest. She’s probably assaulted an officer. Don’t fuck with her. You can’t handle the answer sponfebob so don’t even ask. Go home to your little fruit, get into your three mattress bed and turn off the lights. You are CANONICALLY homosexual.

hollowboobtheory:

omegaverse robbing hood well come to knottingham

guidancerune:

guidancerune:

saluteofthejugger:

guidancerune:

people on tumblr love adding “this is the funniest comment ive ever read” “every part of this image hits like a truck” “okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)” in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

image

wtf

Anonymous said:

"

I personally think that all whale sharks should be put on Mickey’s Dick Smasher.

"

cabbagegunk:

cabbagegunk:

cabbagegunk:

WHAT!!!! they are such gentile creatures why would you say thst…

GENTLE I MEANT GENTLE!!!!!!!!

image

WHALE SHARKS!!!!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!!!!